Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds
The frightening and enigmatic Georgia Guidestones were recently updated with a stone tag that reads, “2014”.
This strange monument sounds like the creation of an evil bad guy in a science fiction movie who wants to take over the world. However, these stones are very real and their most frightening declaration is, “Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 (five-hundred-million) in perpetual balance with nature.” There are currently 7,000,000,000 (seven-billion) people living on the planet. So, it seems whoever created these stones, which are written in eight languages, wants to murder a large majority of the planet.
make this viral
That vandal needs to check their math- 500 million would mean they want about 93% of the world dead, not 80%.
Three years later.
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
fallaces sunt rerum species means appearances are deceptive and Natasha Romanoff is the best fucking avenger fight me